Recent board-level emails:
Hey Elders,
Well the clocks have changed and the sun is shining so the ‘old timer’ is thinking about frisbee 🙂
I checked out the field last week and it is in really good condition.
The grass is matted down so it was like walking on a carpet.
The weather doesn’t look great for this Tuesday but I am hoping we can start playing soon.
Dave
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Elders,
Our insurance and/or sanctioning gets granted for 6 months. Thus, the official season gets picked to be mid-April to mid-October, plus, a week or 2 of “preseason field detail.
MVUF Legal Department
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Eldermen,
As you are keenly aware, turf in the dormant stage is utterly defenseless against thoughtless humans. Humans cause 100% of human caused field damage. We must live our lives as if we are the sleeping blades of grass. Imagine creatures 1000 times our mass, shreading our families apart with their cleats… all so they could play a silly game.
MVUF Department of Environmental Antagonists
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Hey Fun Loving Frizzbee Fans,
I can’t wait to get this party going! Our enthusiastic member appreciation and party planning team has been working overtime to knock everyone’s sox off this season. Already, we have 3 parties planned! The mid-summer beach bash has the band booked, fireworks ordered, and the date picked: Saturday July 16th. More info to follow once I sober up and remember it.
MVUF Group Event Coordinator
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Elders,
I’m sorry to inform you that our salary increase will fall far short of last year’s 23%. To make up for it, the plan is to double the parking fees, but, don’t tell anyone, so we can pocket the extra proceeds without suspicion.
MVUF CFO
P.S. What does “Cc” mean?
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Alert!
We are still looking for Brian Myers. We can definitively say that he has not been seen at any of the region’s brothels where we have focused our eyes.
Investigative Security Department
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Creative Contributors,
This season we will be soliciting for design concepts and ideas for our next year’s “Season 35” disc printing. Pass your thoughts and designs to Kevin Full in our Graphic Arts Department.
MVUF Marketing Department
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In the “Spirit of the Game”, we will continue to play with just 1 rule, “Everything we do is meant to be consistent with the Spirit of the Game.” That leaves open the possibility of incorporating Ted’s chickens and their eggs into our game. Anything to get Ted back down here playing.
MVUF League Rules Committee
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Is it really that time to begin filing the paperwork? My ski pass says it is good for another month.
See you all soon.
Biller
MVUF Vacation Benefits Department